How to clean a weed grinder

First Time Cleaning

Before using it for the first time, it is a good idea to clean your weed grinder. Start out by unscrewing each of the 4 pcs and inspecting them. Sometimes there could be small flakes of material left from the manufacturing process or from the screen edges. Wipe the grinder down with a little isopropyl alcohol and use a q-tip if needed to get into the grooves. It is now ready to use.

Cleaning After Use

Frequent cleaning isn’t necessary, but if the kief clogs the screen or makes the weed grinder difficult to turn you may want to clean it. Before cleaning, you will want to collect as much kief as possible. A trick for this is to place a piece of paper on a table and tap each piece of the grinder on the paper thus shaking off the kief. If there is a lot of buildup, you can place the grinder in the freezer for 15-20min prior to this as it will help loosen it up.

Once the bulk of the kief has been collected, use a toothpick or fine tipped object to remove as much as you can from the grooves. You can try flicking the screen with your index finger, but be careful not to dent or damage it. Finally, wipe the grinder down with ISO alcohol and use a q-tip to get in the grooves.


119 Visitor Comments
  1. df says:

    just a suggestion on cleaning. i’ve found a small plastic bristle paint brush (like the ones you get from those cheap water coloring sets) to be an excellent way to fully and thoroughly clean your grinder.

    • Michele says:

      I clean the brushes from old tubes of mascara. Those get the kief out of the threads of the grinder really well. Re-use/recycle, y’all :D

      • Ruby says:

        That’s a good idea.ty

        • Wakiebakie3 says:

          Omg you’re a genius. I love you! Quick we have 5 Mins it’s 4:15 put that grinder back together Pronto. Haha leggo

      • Denis says:

        We’ve had some interest in a wjteraet, especially from some of the companies we are sharing the space with and I personally would totally love to get one. It’s all about the capital investment though. If we can find a way to finance it, we’ll absolutely go for it! Let us know if you have any ideas.

    • Connoisseur of Cannabinoids says:

      The brushes used for applying color to hair are made with nylon bristles and are available in many sizes. They work great for brushing kief from final chamber. Brushes used to clean coffee grinders are similar but usually under one inch wide. I use a 1.5 inch for most jobs and a 0.75 inch wide (both flat) for details. For scrubbing, I use an ultrasonic jewelry cleaner with a solution of 71% isopropyl alcohol on each piece.
      OBLIGATORY CAUTION: isopropyl alchohol is very flammable! Ensure there is appropriate airflow. Do not smoke while using isopropyl alcohol. Do not use near any open flame, vapors may ignite if a flame is present!!!
      If using a ultrasonic cleaner, be sure the outside has been wiped down thoroughly with alchohol to prevent oils from hands and other contaminants! After the ultrasonic cleaning I use a small nylon scrub brush (from home improvement store) with 90% alchohol as a solvent and rinse. I collect and save all alchohol used. After filtering through a coffee filter to remove large particles (trichromes disolve rapidly in alcohol.) It will be thick with trichromes after alowing to evaporate in an area with good circulation (covered with tripple layer cheesecloth.) The result will be a thick, gooey residue that can be added to an appropriate base, such as butter or oil, to cook with. This residue is very similar to Rick Simpson Oil, minus the decarboxilation step where heat is added. In this situation, the heat is added when it is cooked. The grinder will air dry. Be sure to rinse the screen to remove any trichrome residue. If it is not rinsed appropriately, it will become clogged again quickly.
      Be smart, be safe and have fun!
      ~ZZW, 2015

  2. smok3y says:

    Alternative cleaning method: For heavily used grinders :)
    1. Take glass container and fill it with just enough alcohol to submerge the largest part of your grinder of choice (I used a sharpstone).
    2. With the grinder fully dismantled take each piece and soak each grinder tier individually, give each one a gentle shake and stir. *(soaking too long, or shaking to hard will ruin the finish of the grinder, and contaminate the finished product.)
    **3. After each tier has been cleaned, your glass should be filled with a dingy green solution, pour the good stuff onto a glass dish. *(This expands the surface area to cause quicker evaporation).
    4. Once all the alcohol has evaporated you will be left with the kief and potent resin that once inhabited every nook and cranny of your grinder. Enjoy.
    **To speed up the evaporation step: Take a separate glass dish, fill it with steaming hot water, and set the glass with alcohol mixture in it on top.

    • momthtsmks says:

      Thanks for the cleaning tips! just cleaned my SpaceCase for the first time since I got it years ago & after the results I got i’m annoyed with myself for not doing it sooner lol

      • Wywyk says:

        far I’ve used it in several rcpeeis including a lighted-up cran-apple pie, made brown sugara0and even enlisted my daughter’s help to make some festive lightened-up gingerbread cookies

    • LadyT says:

      i cannot believe how much kief was stuck in my little grinder! thanks so much for the cleaning tips! Got a nice little stash from it now

    • Anonymous says:

      So question, how long is long enough to soak, and what is the good stuff you’re talking about? The dingy green solution?

    • Thedablord says:

      That’s probabky the stupidest most hurtin thing you possibly could do that’s fucking disgusting. Why ever use alcohol or Any other kind of solvent to clean keif from your grinder when you can just scrape it with a brush way faster and easier and without having to worry about health issues or your keif bursting into flames.

    • anon says:

      what if its a plastic grinder? its one of them cheap ones with the magnet in it

  3. mr_g74 says:

    I find cleaning them quite easy.

    1. Use a decent detergent, normally used for cleaning floors….Obviously diluted a bit, strip grinder and submerge overnight.

    2. In the morning, take it out and using a pipe cleaner, just give a gentle rub.

    3. Wash the grinder out and dry.

    4. Grind more weed up, skin up & toke away. Or just use a vapouriser for added bollox’dness.

  4. Buddha says:

    Listen to smok3y, this is how you economically get stoned. why waste what can be smoke by simply washing it and dumping it down the drain?

  5. O Yea says:

    What about the alcohol, does it affect the kief? i mean it was soaked in the stuff for 10s of minuets. It seems very clever, and if its safe im doing it now. But having my kief soaked in alcohol to me sounds dangerous. Do you know if a tiny bit of grease gets on your cigarette it can kill you instantly and if not it will give you brain damage. That’s effed up. So I’m not so sure about the alcohol soak. Please someone prove me wrong and show me that it disappears completely off my smokies…

    • KushDankyDank says:

      Lots of people use alcohol to make oil. It shouldn’t affect the keif

    • Alfonso says:

      It’s definitely worth smntehiog, even in beat-up shape. If it’s in great shape, it’s worth more. You might suggest he get in touch with us; we’d be glad to start him on the road of finding a buyer. That’s if he wants to sell.

    • Connoisseur of Cannabinoids says:

      Having smoked cigarettes while doing vehicle maintenance, I have never died and I have gotten everything from motor oil, bearing grease even PB Blaster (nasty solvent) on cigs and worst that happened was a coughing fit. True, it may affect me later in life but more dangerous to my health than that is Monsanto’s roundup that decimates ecosystems and leaches into well water which I was, and still am, exposed to involuntarily.

  6. MASSHOLE says:

    O Yea:

    THC is soluble in alcohol which is why it’s used to clean the grinder. Alcohol evaporates much faster than water. Leaving it out to let dry on a dish evaporates all of the alcohol leaving the THC behind. As long as you leave it out long enough so that the dish is dry, you’ll be fine. Hash is commonly made this way and I’ve never heard of anyone dying instantly or having brain damage.

  7. Common Sense says:

    O Yea- You cant die from getting a little grease on your cigarette and inhaling the smoke. If this were the case there would be a ton of dead mechanics all over the place and warnings everywhere about this problem.

    Dont believe everything you hear.

    Masshole has the gist about safety with the alcohol method

    • URNZVAY says:

      There is grease that GM makes for a recall involving the hazard warning switch on the 99 blazer. it comes with rubber gloves and a HUGE Warning that you will DIE if you Smoke Around or when applying that GREASE! I am a Technician and Yes You Can Die From certain kinds Grease especially if you are smoking! READ THE INSTRUCTIONS KNOW THE PRODUCT YOU ARE USING. DO NOT ASSUME. IT COULD COST YOU YOUR LIFE.

  8. timbo says:

    Get some certified super pure food grade ethyl alcohol if impurities is your concern. It ain’t cheap and not easy to find though. Cheaper, but not as pure and not sure how good it works: EverClear 190.

  9. WhiteNigger says:

    smoke that shit. soak it in iso for 45 seconds shake it good, dump it out on a plate, let it evaporate. NOM.

  10. thebunk says:

    just done the alcohol method, used surgical spirit, 95% proof….i have keif, and a yellow residue everywhere, it still stinks of surgical spirit, its been about 24hrs….any hints or clues? have a messed it up by using wrong stuff? no patient enough? i’ve done the steaming boiling water a couple of times…..many thanks everyone! hope its smokable soon :)

  11. Biohazard says:

    thebunk – you don’t need to go crazy, don’t over think it. Just simple 91-99% isopropyl alcohol is all you need. If you feel it isn’t really drying as quickly as you would like take the solution outside pour it onto a baking sheet – glass preferably and put a fan near it on a low setting – after it has dried there should be nothing but green “grease” looking stuff on your sheet – scrape that off and enjoy.

  12. This Guy says:

    im using an electric coffee grinder. how to clean?

  13. disjuan says:

    Im using electric coffee grinder too, need to know efficient method of cleaning and collecting!

  14. smogglet says:

    lol just get a toothpick pick all the resin weed etc etc out of it and then smoke it and wen ive picked all the stuff with a toothpick i use a old toothbrush and scrub it under some warm water and leave to dry for 30 mins or use a hairdryer if i need 2 use it quickly again :)

  15. PotBot says:

    Alcohol method is great for cleaning pieces as well. If you are finding the alcohol is taking too long, here is something I have done several times. Put your oven on WARM or the lowest setting on the knob, just above off. When its warmed up (NOT HOT!!) you can place the glass dish with the alcohol (90% or higher, less will take longer as it has a higher water content) and keif solution on the middle shelf of the oven. Leave the oven open just a tad so that the vapor can escape. Depending on how much alcohol was on the plate, you have just cut the trying time to 1/10 as long as it might have taken at room temperature. Be aware that alcohol is EXTREMELY flammable at higher concentrations, so it is important to exercise caution when doing this. I am a chef, so I do lots of cooking with these materials and know the dangers involved. As long as you keep it warm and not hot it should be fine.

    • Michele says:

      Ugh, please don’t do this. Too much of a chance for things going horribly wrong. You don’t want to set your house on fire. (or worse, your parents house) The ISO will evaporate fairly quickly, good things come to those who wait…:D

      • paulios says:

        He said ‘as long as you keep it WARM and not HOT’!
        That makes it low to zero risk of anything going wrong.
        I’ve done it that way for years and I’ve never started a fire or blown anything up! Lol.

    • Miezko says:

      How long would you soak your other pieces for?

  16. Crack baby from the 80's says:

    I just use a tooth brush and warm water and with the screen i just scrape it off with the scraper and run under water warm

  17. toby cojonas says:

    i want all my kief to be smokable, i haven’t yet touched my grinder, but i’m thinking of using a very small peice of wool, i’ve also tried using fine threads to poke the kief out of the screen. my screen is caked so if anyone knows of some type of mesh screen scrubber, let me know

    • Michele says:

      A baby’s toothbrush should do the trick. You might have to dip the brush in ISO to work out the clogs. Be gentle.

    • thenugshark says:

      i found out if you use a pin and scrape it along the kief catcher then it will brush it all out( i took more time and took an embroidery needle, just because they’re thicker than sewing needles, broke it in half, kept the sharp end, then i heated a thumb tack and pulled the prong out of there cause i found it was short, heated the pin i broke then slowly used the hot pin to melt its way back into the thumb tack handle) i find it works perfectly

  18. frank says:

    if you just soak each piece for about a minute each in some isopropyl alcohol and then use a tooth brush when its still wet all the caked keif and tar will come off extremely easily, just did it and got my grinder looking like new in about 15 minutes

  19. you rolder bro says:

    dude you can do just what I do to clean my screen. Take a straw and light the bottom of the screen and it will burn the kief, then as you are doing this use the straw to suck up the smoke you clean it and get high at the same time. ONE<3Love

  20. this weed is make me high says:

    gonna get some isopropol next time im at the store. would using a double boiler (two pots placed on top of each other, used for melting chocolate) speed up the evaporation process.

    • Michele says:

      Please don’t do that, ISO will evaporate quickly, why risk 3rd degree burns, or a house fire?

      Isopropyl alcohol vapor is denser than air and is flammable with a combustible range between 2 and 12.7% in air. It should be kept away from heat and open flame. Isopropyl alcohol has also been reported to form peroxides, which may explode upon concentration. Isopropyl alcohol is a skin irritant.

      • jombus says:

        This is not recommended if the cooker or heat source is still hot! I have a gas cooker so no way in hell am I putting high volumes of extremely flammable liquid near an open flame lol. I get around this by heating up a grill pan or skillet on the cooker, then turn the flame and gas off and set my pyrex dish with the iso onto the skillet thus heating the alcohol, making it evaporate quicker. At no point though are the alcohol or flame within the same space. Usually the iso in the pyrex is upstairs. REMEMBER! THe iso emits fumes like petrol that can ignite. But if you do this sensibly it is perfectly safe. To test the final product hold a flame to it very briefly, and if it ignites it still contains residue of the alcohol and needs to be heated further. But remember the cannabanoids burn and deteriorate at much lower temps than you would think. Doing this properly requires research and knowledge if you wana do it right and get a first rate product.

  21. Anonymous says:

    Def follow smok3y’s post above… i just did it and i could’ve sworn i got all the kief i could get by picking at it with a bamboo skewer, but when i soaked all the pieces of my almost clean grinder, i got some of the most potent stuff on a pyrex plate right now – a better high than most times i’ve smoked regularly.

    Thanks and nice post smok3y! :D

  22. Eddie says:

    TheBunk, your using 95 proof alcohol for drinking that is 45% alcohol! I believe they are talking about isopropyl alcohol which is 91%-95% alcohol. If your going to go it with a alcoholic beverage i think everclear would be the one to use because it is 190 proof or 95% alcohol.

    So that vodca you made yours with wont evaporate nearly as fast as what these guys are talkin about cuz it has half as much alcohol. I hope your batch works out alright.

    • Charlie says:

      This electric gdnirer is much easier on the hands, gets any desired texture in less than a minute, and i grind a little over 2oz of herbs before i need a battery change. So in the long run, i would say the electric is better than the manual gdnirers.

      • Anonymous says:

        Not a chance, coffee grinders are awful, they literally strip all the lied from the bud, like all of it and they throw it up on the inside of the lid. It’s a waste t use them unless you are making hash only and not smoking

  23. april says:

    Alcohol method works great and u can do the same thing with any sort of pipe too. To evaporate the alcohol just putit on a flat bottom glass plate in a room and light it on fire. As long as there’s no wind and nothing extremely flammable near u the fire will contain itself to the plate…it takes a few minutes but u will be left with a plate full of resin. Just use a razorblade to scrape it off and smoke it. Make sure u rinse out ur grinder/pipe with hot water before u use it again or it will taste like crap. I do this all the time when I’m desperate to smoke :)

    • Bicycle says:

      Meat grinder was a gift for my faehtr. He said it was easy to use and works great for making ham salad. For simple grinding it gets the job done. Its seems well made for the price and was fairly easy to clean.

  24. april says:

    Ohyeah u have to use 90% isopropyl alcohol or higher or the resin will still be wet and the filler in the alcohol wont burn off

  25. Luke says:

    About the soaking in alcohol and evaporation method. Would it be possible to soak in tequila or mescal or something and then drink the kief/alcohol combo? I just tried a THC tincture today it is fun stuff but I am not sure how its made.

    • Connoisseur of Cannabinoids says:

      Yes, but only if you decarboxylate your herb first. When you smoke or vaporize this occurs as heat is applied. For edibles (not baked) and tinctures, the decarboxylation requires an additional step. Baking also adds heat so there is no extra step when cooking.

  26. prince says:

    does the alcahol method work with the plastic grinder that comes with the volcano

  27. matt says:

    i like to put a dime in my chamber and shake it every once in a while to get my kief through the screen

  28. YourboyBlue says:

    I usually soak my glass pieces overnight in Iso, I figured this would work, doing the evaporation method right now…but damn if it didn’t clean my grinder to the way it looked when I first bought it…lol…very good thread…

  29. purls says:

    Hey it’s been a while since I had any chemistry, but I’m pretty sure Isopropanol is pioson at the levels you’d be exposed to if you use it as a solvent for something you later smoke. It’s fine for cleaning, but you’d be well advised NOT to smoke the leftovers. A much safer alternative is Ethanol (grain alcohol). Won’t work quite as quickly, but it is safe to smoke afterwards. Also, my grinder cleans up real nice in the dishwasher.
    Peace

  30. Pananakot says:

    purls: We’re talking about Isopropyl alcohol, not Isopropanol. LTR

  31. somephuc says:

    As far as the screen and loose Keef on the rest of the grinder, i usually just clean off a spot on a smooth hard surface, (i.e. wood table, counter top etc.) and slam each peace (both sides if applicable) on it. then i take a business card or rolling paper package and scrape it up off the table! Never quite figured out how to get the caked on “hash” from the teeth without scraping some of the aluminum off with it.

  32. McBuddin says:

    WOW… Why are you using alcohol in the first place? The way I do it: I keep a dime on the screen in the grinder so all of the kief sticks to it. Then i get tweezers and simply put the dime in my bowl and toke. If you’re careful, you can tilt the grinder so the dime slides around and collects the kief. Just don’t knock it off the walls or the kief will fall off. This will be the best “dime” you ever smoke. Haha… get it? Cuz I’m referring to a dime-bag. Ahhh… i make myself cachinnate.

    And thats not the only reason I use the dime. It can be used to tap off excess kief stuck in the screen without getting your natural body oil from your fingers onto the screen. Thats no good, because it makes the kief stuck to the screen and your fingers. This is done by simply shaking your grinder while the dime is resting ontop of the screen after done grinding your reefer.

  33. murphy0017 says:

    alcohol and sea salt. equal amounts in a baggie. throw parts in and shake. clean stubborn areas with solution-soaked q-tipps. inexpensive and easy so you are sure to “keep it clean” often!!

  34. blubudda93 says:

    What about a wooden grinder? Any ideas? Its my fav and dont want to ruin it. Help! Thanks :)

    • Stoner91 says:

      I just dunked my wooden one in hot water for a few minutes, but it’s ruined the finish of the grinder…. Desist from this plan- it was a bad idea! :(

  35. TheStoner says:

    Just use a hard teethbrush to clean the shit out of your grinder.. Collect some kief and bake some brownies ;)

  36. What do? says:

    Bump! to budda93’s question. I really love how my wood grinder gets the job done, but it’s sticky as all hell after a year of use.

  37. nmgraduate says:

    just throw the shit away. suck it up and get more.

  38. emma says:

    interdental tools make great grinder cleaners especially if yours is miniature like mine and they’re tiny enough to keep in a thc compartment – if you haven’t seen them before they’re like tiny pipe cleaners people use to clean their teeth :)

  39. smoke weed everyday says:

    lets get stoned

  40. philip j says:

    i keep all my herb in a tuperware container and it gets all caked on the bottom. is it safe to use the alcohol method on my tuperware?

  41. Bpappa says:

    Iso alcohol, acetone, and butane all work as long as u use glass and evaporate the solvent completely o.o

  42. Elisafish says:

    A small stippling brush from art store is great for screen and
    threads. Good and stiff. Back up is cleaning brush that comes with an
    an electric razor.

  43. freeworld says:

    does soaking stems in alchohol work?

  44. Crystal says:

    Put a lil dab of butter on your grinder, got the thing moving in no time :))

  45. Best way to clean says:

    Use a kettle to boil water when the water is boiled drop grinder in to a cup seperated and pour boiling water in wait 5 mins take grinder out be careful not to burn yourself!!! And make tea with the water works everytime and gets u stoned win-win situation

  46. Burnzdro23 says:

    anyone use salt and alcohol? I use this on my glassware comes out looking brand new. Have used on my glider brand grinder for almost 10 years makes it look new also. Think im gonna try the evaporative process tho.

  47. 420blaze says:

    yeah can anyone tell me if soaking stems in alcohol works for making hash? iv no bud but a good few stems built up on my rolling tray, i normally make tea with them but if i can make some quality has even for one joint id be happy haha

    • Michele says:

      I would imagine that would work, good question! I saved some stems from my last grow, they are loaded with trichs. I was going to just peel the ‘bark’ from the stems and toss in my hash bags, but I might try the ISO soak instead…

  48. juju says:

    nuts! just throw a few plain peanuts or walnuts into either an electrical grinder or a manual one. this is quick and painless, no taste issues or chems or salt or water…

    • dungood says:

      hope you’re not smoking with any anaphylactics!!

      • Angel says:

        The meat grinder came whiuott any sort of instructions. Compared to other meat grinders I have seen quality seemed below what one should expect. As I assembled the grinder it appeared that the parts did not fit. I ended up returning it.

  49. bonestoner says:

    Alcohol works good been using for 30 years and letting evaporate and then smoking oil.Such an awesome high

  50. dungood says:

    i also use alcohol, but lean towards jack daniels.let it soak, give it a wee scrub and you’re good to go. top up with your favorite mix (hint: dr. pepper. really! try it.)roll up and you’re set for a wonderful evening. cheers!

  51. hiigh there says:

    You guys are awesome I love pot heads we need to unite lol .. good advice my grinder looks brand new

  52. Anonymous says:

    My mom gave me a grinder that she painted herself and now it won’t open..how can I fix this??

  53. Anonymous says:

    no the best way is this and its. microwave a jug of water seperate all parts of the grinder then place all parts in the water DO NOT THROW THE WATER AWAY make a cup of tea or coffee bloody lovely

  54. dave says:

    I use vegetable oil and a q-tip to oil up the grinder from time to time to make it turn better when it gets sticky. I would never use bleach, cleaning products or alcohol.

    • Mac says:

      I soak mine (in a clean plastic bowl) with hot water and a little Dawn. Rinse in hot water and use sink sprayer for last rinse. For a little lube on threads and surfaces that rub together I use CDB Hemp Oil.

  55. mrgreenthumb says:

    Thanks for tips great help

  56. Hell Yea says:

    This post is awesome. However, I need to return to my bowl. Hell yea

    B
    6/26

  57. Danbridge says:

    I have a cheap $15 aluminum grinder that get FILTHY. I have to use a knife to scrape off the dirt and aluminum shavings from the edges. 1 tooth broke already and the kief screen is broken off too. I still use it to this day.

    • Wakiebakie3 says:

      Yo lol why u getting DIRT all up in ur trees LOL!? But I mean, like if ur a gardener or ya know, ya dig for old bottles in old farm lands cuz thats like ur hobby and u know this farmer dude named Chauncey Earl Cranston (but he’s Russian I think he speaks like he’s one of those Polish or Ukrainian people always s***faced, yelling. Incomprehensible regardless. ) But oh yeah so Old CC is like, SUPER OLD, (maybe why he is always yelling if he’s old his ears might be out of date or expired like he probably just needs a tune up and an old fashioned ear hair snippy-poo.. But it’s more likely due to him being of Eastern European decent) but so yeah you couldn’t hate cuz he was also SUPER RAD,… Ya know so hes the one that got u into digging and then all of a sudden ur whole front entry way is filed with dirty old bottles and then you just throw both hands up in the air and grab ur grinder to pack one up for sanitys sake then my b dude cuz that Def makes sense. But also one time (this is the last part, but trust me it’s the best. Like the crunchie Chocolate part of an ice cream cake ya know? But before it melts cuz if that sh*t gets sloppy it just softens up those delicious little crunchies but this part is Def pre melt ice cream cake those little crunchies layer good. ) but one time over at old baggy butt CC”s he’s like did u happen to find (incomprehensible russian) and so I’m like nah but inside like in my head brain I was like shoot he’s gotta be saying some Russian word for skull I just know it and I Def found that skull and like a few bones but I ain’t no educated scientist doing the biology and stem cell business so I just left em to be. But I know old farmer CC there, I just know that he knows I found em. Like we both know that the other knows is the funny part! Ain’t that the craziest!? CC a good guy tho really we play bridge sometimes and he just gets harder to understand is the only downfall but Im not good at bridge tho so meh. But yeah so Old CC that old winding, he knows I knows. And vice versus. But the bottles. That’s gotta be why the dirt is getting all up in ur grinder. I hear ya man just out digging for bottles and smoking a fatty now and again. Isn’t life so random? Love it.

      • WakeNBakez2 says:

        So, are you a chick because I think I might be in love. Will you marry me? This is serious. WTF was that even? But, I LOVE IT. I don’t know why and I don’t care. And PS do you really dig for bottles or at least know an old farmer named Chauncey Cranston. (fingers crossed that you’re a Chick tho)

        • Wakiebakie3 says:

          Haha yeah I totally don’t have a weiner! But eh, it’s the Internet, I DO dig for bottles. And old CC, that old fart is Def real. He’s been super losing his mind lately and filling in my flipping bottle digging holes but speaking of holes ya I’m totally a chick or a chick lady or woman? Or a women. I think it’s woman that works for my scenario or like situation of the present I suppose.. But yeah bo*vies and the Va-jay-Jay. Got it all. So… What’s up r u cute I’m guessing u are because u cross ur fingers like at least if u didn’t do it physically like metaphorically and mentally is still Def finger crossings that count.. But uh yeah, I myself I really enjoy a nice man to Chick lady high five. Up High only though, after all these years (rly only like 27 yes but I’m close to 28 well rly only 6mo so I’m 27and a half… I think I’m purposely forgetting cuz I’m like SO CLOSE to 30 and I’m not married, ain’t got no kids. Just living life not having to pay for a babysitter and sh*t like hell no I’m not wiping ur snotty ass node and how many times have u thrown up in the car now Brian like 10 cmon!but yeah I don’t get to yell at kids for pooping and puking and eating and spending all of my income to let them poop on and eat everything (not both unless it’s eat it then u pooped it obvi but ONLY in that order but u gotta be on ur kid watching game cuz thats definitely some sneaky weird gross kid thing they’d try. Trust me I watched toddlers for like 5 years and they are gross. No boundaries man, noooo boundaries. ) oh, but yeah I was saying in my almost 30 awesome tears I cannot master that low five. So it’s gotta be a high fiver or else Im not gonna take u down to funky town. Ya know like biggie smalls? Escargot. My car go? Sippin on booze at the house of Blues with some Louboutin cute new shoes but he’s cool cuz he’s wearing jewels. He knows better than to trust those fools and he also ain’t got no rules… Just the high fiver unless u like fiber then maybe we can gamble but I’d make a bed the ur bootie is scramble. And prob smells like those eggs you make, the fancy ones that u do it in the Shell but u gotta use the big pan and the last time u used it Cheryl was all in a tizzy again about using her ceramic cookware from the guy in TV he also does the weedwhacker infomercial bit but the wheedwacker is actually the legit one it’s not the mays guy that used to do the soap in the bucket dealio he has unfortunately passed on. It was a few years ago so the wound aint fresh or nothing but it’s still disrespect to talk about the dead. Like don’t want his annoying voiced self haunting my area. Like I don’t need ur ghost Flippin see thru self haunting or whatever possessed weird voodoo Drama in life mister mays. I got 99 problems and ur pastey white ghost a*s is not about to be one of them. So check ur self mister mays before u wreck ur ghost self. Like darn. But those hardboiled eggs is what it smells like. I bet. But it’s a gross smell like Sulphur water like that just nastyyyy stank. Glad I’m not on well water anymore. Do noooot miss stank water days. Man, old baggy buns CC over there up in his barn or wherever he sleeps is all still smelling like stank from that stank old well water. He don’t care Tho. That’s like the least of his worries. At least I think cuz like I said it’s hard to understand flatulant old CC… Good old CC man He probably my best friend now that I come to think of it. Weird some 30 year old Chick just hanging out with stanky Old CC. He ain’t got no clue what’s even Goin on tho he probably thinks my names like Hermione cuz one time I was like *can u hear me” but he just got done reading the Harry Potter I brought him from the local lend a book thing the one that doesn’t make u get a card u just leave with it and come back when u want and u can bring books there too but well water people they can only rent they don’t like the donations from the well water folk due to the stank and such. But yeah I think he calls me Hermione and I’m like, whatever dude ur one crazy old bat CC. And he’s like “mmm yeah that theriammmam.nthankya kindlay” mmmm hmm Dat them mam. Thanks again harmroejgbgjjdj.. Seriously this is a straight up guess as to what he’s saying so I could definitely be wrong. Good Ole CC tho. He will give in one of these days and let the town run the water pipes thru his one field cuz it’s not like he ain’t got nothing but pumpkins growing up in that field anyway but ya know he starts throwing em at people if u get him riled up about the northeast pumpkin pasture(my guess. More skulls or something weird and Russian. Prob diabolical if it’s the Russian thing) but yeah then those stank book people they won’t be banned from leaving their books at the town book exchange things whatever it’s called it might just be Walmart now that I think about it again. Anyway. CC he still has the stank water. Like the hardboiled eggs. But they’re good once they’re cold and then u rip off the weird hard skin part on the outside and eat the soft white (and the yellow ball too that’s the yum part) but it’s mad good with salt. Stank water baggy pants CC eats the shell too cuz like I said Russian and Savage af. Like so beast. I think he might be a little blind too I think I saw him once with glasses but WHO KNOWS where he got some bifocals. Like who wears BIFOCALS anymore. BIFOCALS. SHEESH…

  58. swimsuperchronic says:

    just thourly cleaned my grinder n omg it feels like my brain is gonna float outta my head soon

  59. Anonymous says:

    If you soak each piece in isopropyl alcohol for 5 min rub it gently with a qtip it cleans it perfectly you can tip it in some hot water after to disolve the alcohol and just tap dry with a paper towel

  60. Maryjane says:

    I have 70% alcohol. Will that work?

  61. joyce kim says:

    what about shaking it in a jar of hot alcohol rice and salt not the screen worked for me and finish is fine didnt smoke the stuff

  62. jjoyce kim says:

    I did it overnite

  63. t-cat says:

    I have a 4 piece grinder that worked wonderfully until the top started spinning independently. Now it won’t grind! How do I reattach the burr piece to the lid?

  64. Wakiebakie3 says:

    If you’re steady handed, an exacto knife works wonders for getting the caked up edges of the blades in the uppermost compartment. And to clean out any gunk from the threading to screw each section together. Then I just used my kitchen veggie brush (lol) to guick brush out any dusties out. EVEN IF YOU CANNOT SEE IT, IF YOU USE CERTAIN TOOLS (ANYTHING SHARP) THERE IS IS IS ABSOLUTELY IS METAL DUST / FLAKES MIXED IN. PLEASE DON’T SMOKE ANYTHING YOU’VE SCRAPED OUT OF THE CREVICES. seriously people. If you need to smoke that bad that you’re risking inhaling microscopic shards of metal, you might wanna take a step back and reevaluate ur life. And that’s said with love. Lol o lookie it’s 420 am :)

  65. WaitIchangedmymind says:

    Nevermind Hermione. I’m good. I don’t think we’re soul mates. Sorry to burst that big long run on sentence bubble of yours. I’m sure you’ll be able to make a new one riiiight quick tho. Peace out weird-scout. Xo my near love of my life. Hopefully you’re not the one that got away. Meh. So yeah I just use a new toothbrush and get all the crop in the threading of the grinder out. Sometimes if I’m lucky I find a good Azz perperclerp at werk and then I’m like weeeerd cuz thats legit to get the keif out the threads too. Not top notch but I’m also cleaning a grinder out so potato potatoe.

    • WaitIchangedmymind says:

      Ehrmagherd u serd perperclerp. I lerv u. We are derfernertly serlmerts! EHRMAGHERD TURTER TERTS! LERTS CERK DERM IN DER ERVEN BUT DON’T BERN UR BERT. IT GETS PRETTY HERT. THE ERVEN DOES. GETS HERT BUT IT’S GERTA BER FER DER TURTER TERTS TO CERK.

  66. WaitIchangedmymind says:

    Wait serry erryone I smoked and totally really read my own post thinking someone else talks like the ehrmagherd thing and replied to myself. I’m so embarrassed. I mean it was a couple of days ago and I was smoking and making tater tots so it was a confusing time but wow. I’m so embarrassed. Sorry erryone, lerk ehrmagherd. (<– last one I swear)…… Ehr

    Meh

    Gheeerrrrd

  67. Shutthefckup says:

    wakiebakie3 and whoever else the dude with crush on wakiebakie3 like

    WHO ARE YOU!?

    PS: CC sounds like he should be in an assisted living space or at least a nurse should be checking in on him. What if something happens u could Definitely be liable!

  68. Wakiebakie3 says:

    Rude man. No need for the neg neg vibes ur spouting out. Just calm down and like, realize ur the Big old baggy pants in this situation cuz #1 old CC and his stank booty, everyone round here knows his baggy stinky self. They ain’t holding me countable for not one thing old CC does. They know he throws those pumpkins when he’s all riled up. Britches in a twist so you could say. They know. Plus oh yeah the reason it ur the neg Nelly over here all worried about liability… Psh I’d be upset old stank boot CC is gone. Like that’s some serious stuff u bring up sir. Like accusing him of not being able to take care himself. He is strong and we’ll enough to be hauling pumpkins from that one pasture where they wanna run the town non stank water pipe and he just picks those bad boys up and just straight hikes that mile or so up back to his barn and u better stand at the barn and wait or ooooh man you ain’t seen pumpkins then. Then he goes over the top like I found one rotting in the upper tank of my toilet like he PUMPKIN upper Deckered me. I wished it was poo after the fact. I had to clean that gross moldy pumpkin out the back of my toilet I was so angry. But since that time he pumpkin upper decked me I bring an extra pack of smokes and some playing cards and one of those Xtra batteries like charging ur phone those ones same as the wall one it’s just got the USB built in so it’s not the old style 3 hole power cord thay kinda looks like a creepy face Cuz ugh I stay away from faces in things. It’s a diskrder I have like legit I always make faces out random things like one time old CC had some tires and the front light rack off Jimmy’s old pi kup and so I snapped a photo with my mobile phone to show old baggy CC and he starts laaaaaaughinh and going off again yelling in Russian but laughing. So I knew he wasn’t bout to go get the pumpkins, he just was stumbling around from drinking a decent laughing so hard. Gave him the spins. But yeah so I just make sure I bring stuff to wait at the barn for the hour or two it takes him to go get a pumpkin. It sucks but he can’t drive no tractor or anything motorized considering he’s always drinking. They used to let him ride a bike 3sheets to the wind but then they passed a new rule u cant tell everyone you’re going to run them over in Russian and flip the bird around little kids. So they took his mountain bike away too said they’d lock him up in the drunk tank if he went and got another bike. I think they made the new town law just cuz of Stank foot CC THAT OLD FART RUINING IT FOR THE WHOLE TOWN! now I gotta walk home from Sheilas Tavern on Thursdays and I end up sleeping in Old CC’s stank barn and it’s riiiight next to the main water well which means it is legit STANK AF. Max stank. Don’t believe me? Old CC, he’ll show ya he don’t care. He will shoq ya that stank to the Maxwell. Well. Well maxwell? Wwwaiiit, what…???

  69. Wtf says:

    Just, what?….. Who is CC?

  70. Wakiebakie3 says:

    I am not about to re type that cuz it took me like half my mobile phones power reserve for that and I wanted to try and beat that one level I’ve been stuck on on that one mobile app game I do. It’s the poppa Pear one. Been stuck for like 3 weeks. Bummer. But oh yeah just go read what we all been talking bout the past couple days. Then you’ll know all about good old CC over there on his farm. Just drinking and yelling as usual. But we’re good friends. It’s kind of a small town but it’s good we’re all aware of old stank boot CCs shenanigans. We know what he’s up to so it’s good it’s a small town I guess one could say.

  71. Will says:

    Trzymam kciuki, żeby tym razem się udało! Zahartujesz się przez te dojazdy ;) Śrubki muszą być niezwykle interesujące ;P Ale pewnie jeśli uda Ci się je sprzedać, to sprzedasz wsrotsky.Pozdzowienia z dalekich krajów!

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